I'm Toby, and if you're sniffing this, you found my super-1337 doggy hack! I’m the real star of the show and handle all the editing, paws down. Hire me and we can sneak my dad onto the payroll so no one gets too curious. My salary is up for discussion, but it has to be paid in daily treats, belly rubs, and nonstop praise that I’m the bestest boy ever.

Thanks!